Many Seconds Remain

fuckyeahofmonstersandmen:

Ragga strolling through Coachella :)

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sodamnrelatable:

American dramas kiss

asian dramas kiss

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samkind:

‘you’re beautiful’ i whisper as i trail my cursor down your face

(via orgasmic-humor)

redvinesgiraffe:

sylvanburningcenter:

seaking:

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seaking:

when i was

a young boy

my father

took me into the citayy

to seee a marching band

he said

listen here u lil shit

let me explain you a thing

(via orgasmic-humor)

(Source: watsonlove)

not-thefunniestblog:

(x)

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wellalright:

sometimes before i pour out a full glass of coke or dr pepper or whatever i’ll fill the glass like a fifth of the way and then stand in my kitchen pretending it’s whiskey or something. then i’ll drink it down in one big gulp and make that grimacey face and pretend i’m thinking of some real deep tortured soul stuff.

oh, the things i do alone in the kitchen could fill a blog.

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I can go from cute to a pervert in exactly 0.2 seconds.

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saranghaeee-:

surejohn221b:

ernoji:

a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

NOPE I QUIT I QUIT THE INTERNET

HAHAHAHAHA

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